thursdaythunksThis week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen & Kimber via Skype, the color cranberry (is that a color?) and the number 1,999,784,926,901.

1. Why the heck did you come back this week to do this meme? I am nothing if not a glutton for punishment. 

2. Ever whiten your teeth? Nope

3. Do you drive the speed limit? Can’t drive (yes I know but we can’t all do everything and London’s public transport system is fine for my needs thank you very much)

4. Did the dog eat your homework? Occasionally, but it was usually kidnapped by aliens.

5. How many bites does it take to get to the center of a watermelon? Depends on how big your mouth is and I am not saying (although friends and family would no doubt have a view).

6. Did you eat paint chips as a child? No; chocolate chips, though, that would be me.

7. If someone rang your doorbell/knocked on your door at 1am, would you answer it? Certainly not, that’s what my husband is for.

8. “Amazingly Smooth” makes you think of what? Either a really good single malt or someone I’m working with at the moment.

9. What was the last stupid thing someone said to you?(not counting this meme’s questions) Are you Scottish? (duh, like the accent wasn’t a giveaway….)

10. Would you eat a stick of butter for $100? No, don’t like butter and don’t need $100 (or equivalent) that badly.

11. Find the nearest fabric tab, not counting your clothing you are wearing. What does it say the object is made of and where was it made? 100% cotton, made in Hong Kong

12. What is the strangest name you’ve ever heard someone name their child (or a person you met… however you want to answer it)? Luxley (it’s a boy in case you’re wondering)

13. Why is some toilet paper really soft and others are really hard? That’s just life I guess, you have to take the rough with the smooth….